OK, so this idea may have been shamelessly stolen from Grimsby Town’s Cod Almighty site; but still, wouldn’t you like to know for how much longer we can expect Rory McArdle to be bulletting headers or Lee McEvilly to be eating defenders?
This is TANY’s handy guide to the all the first team’s contract lengths, researched painstakingly by typing each player’s name into Google. “Arrived” refers to the date the player first signed professional terms at the club while “Signed” refers to the date at which the player signed his current deal.
| No. | Name | Arrived | Signed | Expires |
| Goalkeepers | ||||
| 1 | Sam Russell | Jun 2007 | Jun 2008 | Jun 2010 |
| 21 | James Spencer | Jun 2007 | Jun 2007 | Jun 2009 |
| 34 | Frank Fielding | Jan 2009 | Jan 2009 (loan) | Jun 2009 |
| Defenders | ||||
| 2 | Simon Ramsden | Jan 2006 | Mar 2008 | Jun 2009 |
| 3 | Tom Kennedy | Jun 2007 | Feb 2009 | Jun 2010 |
| 4 | Nathan Stanton | Jun 2006 | Jan 2008 | Jun 2010 |
| 12 | Nathan D’Laryea | Jun 2007 | Jun 2007 | Jun 2009 |
| 14 | Scott Wiseman | Jun 2008 | Dec 2008 | Jun 2009 |
| 20 | Raphale Evans | Jun 2008 | Jun 2008 | Jun 2009 |
| 23 | Rory McArdle | Jun 2008 | Jul 2008 | Jun 2010 |
| 26 | Craig Dawson | Feb 2009 | Feb 2009 | Jun 2011 |
| 31 | Marcus Holness | Jan 2008 | Jan 2008 | Jun 2009(?) |
| Midfielders | ||||
| 5 | Clark Keltie | Jun 2008 | Jun 2008 | Jun 2009 |
| 6 | Ciáran Toner | Jun 2008 | Jun 2008 | Jun 2009 |
| 8 | Gary Jones | Jun 2004 | Feb 2007 | Jun 2009 |
| 11 | Adam Rundle | Jun 2006 | Aug 2008 | Jun 2010 |
| 15 | Joe Thompson | Jun 2007 | Jun 2007 | Jun 2009 |
| 27 | Mark Jones | Aug 2008 | Aug 2008 | Jun 2009 |
| 30 | Will Buckley | Jul 2008 | Jul 2008 | Jun 2010 |
| Forwards | ||||
| 7 | Lee McEvilly | Jan 2009 | Jan 2009 | Jun 2010 |
| 9 | Chris Dagnall | Jan 2006 | Mar 2008 | Jun 2010 |
| 10 | Adam le Fondre | Jul 2007 | Jul 2007 | Jun 2010 |
| 17 | Jon Shaw | Jul 2008 | Jul 2008 | Jun 2010 |
| 18 | Kallum Higginbotham | Jun 2007 | Jun 2008 | Jun 2010 |
| 19 | Lee Thorpe | Feb 2008 | Feb 2009 | Jun 2009 |
| 24 | Gary Madine | Mar 2009 | Mar 2009 (loan) | Apr 2009 |
| The Management | ||||
| - | Hillcroft | Dec 2006 | Apr 2007 | Jun 2010 |
